…And dies. Terrible news from a Spanish holiday bar:
A British cricket fan bled to death in Spain yesterday after his throat was allegedly slashed by one of the players he had travelled to support.
The man, named locally as Gary Vigors, died in front of family and friends at a bar in the popular tourist resort of Magaluf in Majorca after he was attacked with a broken beer bottle.
Ducking Beamers: A Cricket Blog 
dude..you just took a popular set up to a joke and used it for such a morbid news item!
I know, it was a bit cruel. Couldn’t help myself.