The Telegraph‘s diligent reporting aside, I refuse to believe Tim Bresnan and Graham Onions actually exist. A few months away from the supposedly biggest Test series in the white cricket world, and the English selectors choose two complete unknowns, who don’t even have YouTube clips to their name (the ultimate proof, I tell you)?
Good Cricket Wicket has some positive things to say about the team, and Uncle J Rod likes Onions’ skiddish bowling, but I’m very worried. Shouldn’t this team be settled already? Why has it taken so long? Who knows — perhaps these bowlers will live up to their names, or provide a momentary blitz, as Ryan Sidebottom did before he also tapered out.